Dear Dobson,
I've had a lurgy relapse, so just a brief missive from my sick bed. Amidst the fug of painkillers and honey and lemon I received a lovely mail via the dating website today. It simply read:
"3 inches longer than normal"
I assume he was talking about his cock, though judging from his picture it may well have been his nose. He was an odd cross between a Hobbit and Antony Worrall-Thompson.
The pickings are rich out there.
Time for a wank, then a sleep.
Frankie
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