Dear Dobson,
My week, in a nutshell.
Low Point:
Parenthood has been one of this week's crashing lows. I've never rated myself much as a mother if I'm honest; I don't make my own houmous or anything, but I like to think I do a decent job and most importantly, my boys know they're loved. Unfortunately oldest has entered what we have labelled 'The P Zone' - yes indeed, as his thirteenth birthday looms, Puberty arrives and the odious stench of testosterone hangs heavy in the air like ammonia. All kinds of muscles are currently getting a good flexing.
He has behaved appallingly of late and I yearn for the days when a clip around the ear wasn't something that could land you in court. If this is just the beginning of a catalogue of heinous pubescent behaviour then I'd like to terminate my contract here and now.
What do you mean I can't terminate my contract?
I suppose I simply attempt to muddle through the best I can, like many other parents have before me - except my own mother of course who did less than her best, but that's a whole other story I can't be arsed investing any energy in right now...
High Point:
The Love Train is stoked full of coal and is chugging along beautifully. I don't know where it's destined to go, but being aboard it makes me very happy. The Man is warm, wonderful and uncomplicated - I love having him in my life.
Any Other Business:
The application form has gone away. The waiting game commences. I shall know within three weeks or so if I'm up for interview. Obviously they'd be mad not to take me.
I went to the cinema to see the new Star Trek film and found myself strangely drawn to Spock. I never thought I'd use a Vulcan as stimulus for a wank.
I miss you and would like you to come back.
Frankie
I suggest bromide added to the boy's tea. I'm not sure of the legality of it, but am sure that it will reduce the P issues for a goodly while. The alternative, as experienced by yours truly is years of challenging behaviour and your teeth worn down to the gums
ReplyDeleteDear NB,
DeleteMany thanks for your reassuring words. I have found a bromide supplier based in New Delhi, so all may not be lost.
I am also researching chemical castration.
Frankie