Dear Dobson,
I loved your card idea and although I possess the malice, I lack the creative skills...
Therefore I opted for a missive brandishing this message on the front:
"Mum! You're Almost As Amazing As Me!"
That should do the passive / aggressive trick.
Frankie
I'd never dare advise a woman on how to mollify her mother (if mollification be any part of your aim). Too much baggage of which I'm entirely ignorant. I do like your message though. Admiration tempered with narcissism is a strange cocktail to swallow.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, you've acquired two followers who must have arrived here from my blog, given that I know both of them. Interesting that they're both men. A lady blogger called Angie did thank me for the info about the DP wank - I assume she wanted to thank you but was too shy to break the ice.
Dear Gorilla Bananas,
DeleteAs you rightly acknowledge there is much baggage when it comes to Mother and I; an entire airport terminal full of the stuff. My frustration with her mainly stems from the fact that I have dealt with much of said baggage, whilst she remains oblivious or in denial regarding its presence. Were I religious I'd say it's a miracle I'm as well adjusted as I am, however being an atheist I'll take credit where credit's due thank you...
It's lovely to finally have some followers, I welcome them and I thank you for drawing folks' attention to the musings of Dobson and I. I'm also very glad that your fellow blogger 'Angie' found the DP talk of use. It's a shame anal play is such a taboo subject for some when it can bring so much pleasure.
Frankie